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Matt Tiller (ft. Diana Vickers) - Flat Packing Anger Management

from a short album about stuff by Matt Tiller

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about

Flat Packing Anger Management is a melodic indie pop tune about the despair of the emasculated modern man attempting to assemble flat pack furniture while his more competent girlfriend despairs. It’s a duet with singer and actor Diana Vickers who also stars in the video with actor and comedian David Elms - youtu.be/nEAiLN34zSI

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Flat Packing Anger Management

I’ve already spent my weekend
in a flat pack store that drove me round the bend
But grab your tool, let's make this bed
forever we can rest our weary heads

And sometimes we'll have sex...
Unless you've been a dick and then I kick you out.

Slip section A into section C
this isn't how I dreamt my life would… (be)
It’s not C it's B….
I wish my love could tell a wrench from a spanner
At least I have an acceptable bedside manner.

Chorus:
Flat Packing Anger Management
Are you sure I'm over Ikea's age of consent


This screwdriver spells self-destruction
Maybe I should've read the instructions
Baby don't give up on me
It’s simple they've given us an alun key
I’m throwing in the towel.
Not now, I've found the missing dowel.
Oh, I love ya.

Chorus:
Flat Packing Anger Management
All we need is a little Dutch encouragement.


But not too much and don't do it on your own
4000 deaths a year in accidents at home

credits

from a short album about stuff, track released October 29, 2016
Written by Matt Tiller
Produced by Augustin Bousfield
Vocals - Matt Tiller & Diana VIckers
Guitar - Dave Hanson
Bass - Augustin Bousfield
Drums - Bradley Cunningham

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Matt Tiller UK

Hello. I am a comic songwriter described as ‘Hilarious’ by New Statesman and ’Sharp and astutely observed’ by British Comedy Guide. I write and performs personal, observational and political songs. My controversial tune, We’re In This Together, garnered some great reviews; Indie Band Guru wrote, ‘Looking away from the astounding melody and tune, the lyrics themselves are hysterical.’ ... more

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