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Ed Sheeran's Number One

by Matt Tiller

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This is not an anti-Ed Sheeran song. This song is just a little ditty about Ed Sheeran's ludicrous chart dominance.

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Ed Sheeran’s Number 1
And Ed Sheerans’s Number 2
Ed Sheeran’s Number 3
5, 6…. and 7, 8, 9 & 10
at four a great new act you say
Yeah Chainsmokers…. with Coldplay

Now I’m not saying he’s setting out to bore us
I’m just cynically using his name in my chorus
And through the rest of my song
a song that won’t go on long
Cos it’s only got one jo…oke

Ed Sheeran’s Number 1
And Ed Sheerans’s Number 2
Ed Sheeran’s Number 3
5, 6…. and 7, 8, 9 & 10
at Four a great new act you say
Yeah Chainsmokers…. with Coldplay

While poor old Stormy lingers in the twenties
Busting his balls, busting rhymes out aplenty
But he can’t get a look in while Ed’s tunes are cookin
Tears are streaming, but that’t not cleaning… up on Spotify

Ed Sheeran he seems nice
It’s not Ed Sheerans’s fault
That Ed Sheeran’s Number 1
2, 3,4,5…. and 6,8,9, 10, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 & 20

You know he supports of new acts but hey
I don’t know what he thinks of Coldplay

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released March 24, 2017

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Matt Tiller UK

Hello. I am a comic songwriter described as ‘Hilarious’ by New Statesman and ’Sharp and astutely observed’ by British Comedy Guide. I write and performs personal, observational and political songs. My controversial tune, We’re In This Together, garnered some great reviews; Indie Band Guru wrote, ‘Looking away from the astounding melody and tune, the lyrics themselves are hysterical.’ ... more

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