a short album about stuff

by Matt Tiller

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    A lovingly recorded artisan compact disc featuring seven tracks including Flat Packing Anger Management, Consensual Stalking, Rats and We're In This Together. In a beautifully designed 6 panel digipak inspired by the Divine Comedy's a short album about love.

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This is a lovingly recorded mini album with some great tunes including Flat Packing Anger Management, a duet with Diana VIckers, Consensual Stalking and Rats, probably the only song about compromise in relationships and rodent infestations.

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released November 11, 2016

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Matt Tiller UK

Hello. I am a musical comedian and this is where I am keeping my songs. Some of them are deliberately funny, some are just songs that I've written and if you're into my thing then you'll probably find them mildly amusing too.

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Track Name: Matt Tiller (ft. Diana Vickers) - Flat Packing Anger Management
Flat Packing Anger Management

I’ve already spent my weekend
in a flat pack store that drove me round the bend
But grab your tool, let's make this bed
forever we can rest our weary heads

And sometimes we'll have sex...
Unless you've been a dick and then I kick you out.

Slip section A into section C
this isn't how I dreamt my life would… (be)
It’s not C it's B….
I wish my love could tell a wrench from a spanner
At least I have an acceptable bedside manner.

Chorus:
Flat Packing Anger Management
Are you sure I'm over Ikea's age of consent


This screwdriver spells self-destruction
Maybe I should've read the instructions
Baby don't give up on me
It’s simple they've given us an alun key
I’m throwing in the towel.
Not now, I've found the missing dowel.
Oh, I love ya.

Chorus:
Flat Packing Anger Management
All we need is a little Dutch encouragement.


But not too much and don't do it on your own
4000 deaths a year in accidents at home
Track Name: We're In This Together
Well I think I may have gone too far
Now I’ve got George Osborne in the boot of my car
I’ve got George in the boot of my car
Yeah, I’ve got George Osborne in the boot of my car
Got George in the boot of my car
I’m gonna have to see this through ’til the end.

Snuck him into my house in the dead of night
My girlfriend said, ‘you gave me a fright’
She said ‘I think I know this fella’
I said, ‘hush just help me get him into the cellar’

And she was really helpful she held open the trapdoor while I bundled him in
See, that’s commitment, that’s love. Although she is from Salford.

She said, ‘I’m pretty sure that I recognise him
although all I can see are his eyes’
That’s cos I’d gaffer taped his entire mouth area

And he said, ‘Mmm, Mmm, Mmmm, Mm, Mm, Mmm, Mmm, Mm, Mmmm, Mm, Mmmmm, Mmmmmmm, Mmm-mm-mm’
So I peeled back the gaffer tape ’cos I’m not a maniac.

George let out a scream of dread and fear
And I just said, ‘calm down dear.’
He said, ‘will you untie my tethers?’
I said, ‘no George we’re in this together.’

And he said, ‘technically that’s not right, because you’ve kidnapped me and now you’re holding me hostage illegally.’ And I said, ‘well you’ve just proved my point for me George, haven’t you? Nyah!’

We’re in this together
Me and George, down in my cellar
He said, ‘it’s not that nice down here, Matt, please excuse me.’
I said George, ‘What did you expect an underground Jacuzzi?’

George you’ve got disdain for people you see
Try to cut tax credits, and raise VAT
He said, ‘your politics are too simplistic.’
So I drew a cock n balls on his face with a lipstick

We’re in this together
Me and George Osborne in my cellar
Like Katie Hopkins and her vile ideas
Like Donald Trump and his repugnant hair
Like a Pig and a Prime Minister
We’re in this together

We’re in this together
Track Name: High as a Kite
I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
Oh I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
And sometimes we’re up, sometimes we’re down
sometimes we’re flying and sometimes we’re crying
We get up again and we keep trying cos I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you...

Take you up on a grassy hill by the sea, is the kite a metaphor for you and me
No it’s not cos we’re still together, the kite didn’t fly, but I blame the weather
One minute there’s sun, then the rain and the wind comes, a day by the British coast can give you four seasons

The kite won’t fly cos the wind is too gusty
But at least that blows away anything that is fusty
If the kite is blown and the lines get tangled
Above the clouds the stars are still spangled

I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
Oh I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
And sometimes we’re up, sometimes we’re down
sometimes we’re flying and sometimes we’re crying
We get up again and we keep trying cos I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you...

I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
Oh I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you
And sometimes we’re up, sometimes we’re down
sometimes we’re flying and sometimes we’re crying
We get up again and we keep trying, cos I’m high as a kite cos I’m with you...

and I’m not on drugs.